Mince Pie Revisionist. Hypocrisy, Cognitive Dissonance and Flaked Almonds

Food & Drink
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Aim for unctuous

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This kind of thinking is the path to righteousness.

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This kind of thinking is bullshit from those corrupt & twisted parts of the country where clotted cream isn’t seen as an essential part of the diet.

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You are a recidivist deviant and a weirdo. Carry on!

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mince pie without the pie

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The irony is the mince pie conformists will complain when you stray off the beaten track, except when it suits them. Clotted cream is a deviant affectation and cannot be sanctioned, it can only lead to other deviance. It’s a slippery slope.

The truth is inconvenient.

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I suggest you try Creme Fresh or Greek Yogurt for some real deviantcy

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You’ve neglected the ‘with a swirl/smear of marmite’ or ‘cheese’ bit.

:face_with_monocle:

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fraiche

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That too. There is a serious problem with the slack attitude towards trolling on the AA currently.

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Crème fraÎche

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Féckin’ shówóffs everywhere.

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Oh yes, very much this :+1:

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Sorry, is the Hifi supposed to distract us from the horrors within that post?

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Oi!! I never mentioned Greek Yogurt. That was Captain Cuntyboots IIRC.

:angry:

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AA on a stick. :+1:

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Pie man’s bake off. Gentleman do not separate pleasures - The correct approach is all at once.

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If so, there must be one hell of a mess in the mind garden after that.