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Got good reviews. Kingston upon Thames.
Also excellent bread.
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Glacé fruit and raisins soaking in amber rum . . .
Store bought mincemeat . . .
Chopped apple combined with mincemeat, the plumped raisins, and a couple of pours of Canadian whiskey . . .
For use this weekend 
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Just noticed these in the kitchen.
I have no recollection of buying them, but there’s a very small pool of suspects from last Saturday’s shopping trip.
Pre-micturated with branded cognac it would seem 
I watched Courvoisier VS Cognac last season in Ligue 1. Terrible game. 0-0
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Both teams bottled it.
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It stands for “very special”, just like you 
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I thought it was a corker of a game
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Wasn’t played in the right spirit
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Well, what are they like then?!
Given the schedules involved they won’t be opened until well after Christmas.
And even then if I had one I suspect that my review would be along the lines of “umm, it’s a mince pie”. I’m afraid I can’t get worked up about most food, sorry.
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Good to see that someone at Waitrose is fighting back against the tide of deviancy that Heston brings with him.
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True. But still traces of dusting/sprinkling, no ?
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Simmons - pastry quite short, no clag here. I’ve brushed off the sugar dusting so it isn’t overly sweet on the exterior. Looks pale, but crumbles nicely in the mouth.
Inside, a bit jam like and sweet, I’d prefer more fruit.
Overall not a bad effort no Heston fuckabouts.
I think dusting with something savoury would help things along - maybe some twiglet dust?
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That reminds of 2 things.
A pic of the pringle bloke from above his head, and unknown pleasures album cover.
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you just reminded me of something…
Short sleeved diamond shaped jumper?
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Need to get some of those, they’re normally pretty good.
You need to smear them with marmite to achieve full cuntery…
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