He really doesn’t.
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maybe I do
https://konditor.co.uk/shop-products/shop-by-products/mince-pies.html
My mincers saw these.
Best mince pies in Britain. Telegraph
Torygraph
The Vegan Mince pie is getting filed next to ‘Vegan cheese’ on the shelf of things not to tangle with.
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At the opposite end of the spectrum, I have roughly ten kg of rendered suet in the freezer…
Edit. I lied, it’s about 9kg in the freezer.
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That looks, and sounds, like the best way to spend £22 I can imagine at this particular moment!
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pie guru is good
Wensleydale on Christmas cake? Definitely
Stilton in a mince pie? Not sure. Pie curious maybe.
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I can go for Cheddar on maltloaf but this is pie perversion and defilement.
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Begin a malignant hatred of the Dutch?
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You can stick your smoked log up your arse.
But you couldn’t do that with a pie.
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That looks like it belongs in the “a shit that merits…” thread,
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Umami-max
This has got me considering a scratch-built MP baked with Stilton and a dash of Port in the mix - closer to the distant, savoury origins of the MP…
Distant for a fuckin’ reason.
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GOLD!