Behold… sinkholes of despair.
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Wank
WANK!
Misery, in dough.
Surely god will kill us all now?
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None of you fuckers are equipped for thrills.
Thrills? Those pits of despair? How drunk ARE you man?
A mere £1.50 each!
Muffin man would be offended.
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Melanomas in pastry cases.
Hope they taste better than they look.
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They have the mouthfeel of a hand stiched brogue.
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Anger pie bile issues have led to an ulcer. I’ve called it Alan. Alan thinks he’s thrilling.
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Is that after they’ve kicked you in the teeth?
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I’ve generally been supportive of the BBC but this is a step too far and their funding should be cut off at once.
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Feckin disgusting. The DG deserves to be horsewhipped in Trafalgar Square for allowing that flagrant squandering of the license payer’s shekels.
have you walked through TS in the early hours recently? you’d be very surprised what you’ll see
Snowing and shitty outside, perfect day to use the oven 
Is it a step to far Guy? You do know they morphed from hefty
ground mutton into dainty mince pies. 
Additional fruit and booze plus the fresh apple makes all the difference. I’ve done this for a few years now. Using frozen tart shells there’s really about 15 minutes prep time. Peeling and chopping apples and waiting on the baking are the longest bits.
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