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About time this thread was taken seriously by the outside world.
Welcome to anyone who wants an unbiased opinion on mince pies,radon in your area or what a pecan looks like.
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New punters
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Stu …I actually googled pecan nut image …Ive been laughing intermittently for the last hour or so …can’t remember what pecans look like …I have eaten them in the past.
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This. The last few posts have been like the 1914 Christmas cease fire. Folks emerging from the trenches, humanity breaking out. Where the hell has the fun gone? IT’S THE FITH OF DECEMBER!
For God’s sake, someone go into Gregg’s, or something? FUCK!
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The phoney war is well under way. This is the time of spies and dirty fucking rats building up munitions of wretched ordnance. Scoffing in the midnight hour and not reporting their dalliance with bog clag and sickly sweet incendiaries.
Show your faces followers of the Kentish ways , the Heston’s and the Spencers are waiting for your pockets of brass
Your kentry needs you
Mince pie bukkake is ready to go again
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Dear God,
Please make someone wheel out a fumbled home-bake attempt.
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No time to comply…
Tomorrow is the day, the pagan army will strike
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Baked with love and Radon.
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If Heston wasn’t out of sorts I’m sure he would have introduced Radon as a Waitrose flavour by now. The self cooking pie. Improves right up to Christmas. Clag-be-gone.
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Would we need a mince pie equivalent to the Banana Equivalent Dose?
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That three-and-a-bit day half-life is probably what’s putting him off. Here today, polonium-218 tomorrow … 
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Putin starts taking notes
I thought that was a Ginsters strapline? 
As any Southwester would say - That’s for up the line bauy.
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Nose diving through Mud / Radon and tea bags the pie thread has had precious little to champion. Until today !
@AmDismal had clearly had quite enough and sent a rescue package
These are thre best shop offerings of the year so far - Stu rated a solid 7.7 My Vote 8.6
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Rather good, I thought. It’s a new "artisan bakery’, which does the best bread I’ve ever had.
Actually cooked mince pies, no pale imitation
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Yes an interesting pastry on these and very nice fruiting -
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