Strayan in complaint about his fudge not being packed with flavour shocker. The inclusion of the words in bold in the last sentence is a novelty though…
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Meh!
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It’s fucking OCTOBER! 
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Calendar fail. It is now November.
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It’s been a long week. 
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It is only Thursday so it is not finished yet 
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You nead a sweet pastry treat hun
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Will you fuck off?
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I read today that the good people of Spalding enjoyed the privilege of having Peter Andre turning on their Christmas lights last week. Peter Andre, in October when it was still British Summertime. Fuck Peter Andre & fuck your unseasonal confections.
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All this bitterness and bile could be swept away with the sweetness of the mince pie. Next year I will be starting the thread on the 21st of June - Seasonalists can wear a sack cloth and shuffle about denying themselves until they succumb to the inevitable.
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So much Rong™️
The antici…pation is making me moist…
battered and deep fried
While these are challenging every fibre of my being, they are still less offensive than your contributions to the shoe thread.
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There’s no Shetland on that map, so you can add one to the total.
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Omitted because there is an issue with putting a box on a Cunt map nowadays 
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