an authentic and old fashioned mincemeat recipe
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To cry poor innings would be too polite. I can in no way truck with ‘Tarts’ masquerading as pies any more than Mr. MWS can stand for celibacy. Almond sprinkles has me soaking the knotted rope but Sirs! Observe if you will the ‘Mini’ pie…I have often suffered the conniptions over this concept. Fun size to me would be a pie the size of the average child’s paddling pool. There is no fun in miniaturizing, it is a cruel wind up, like having a naked Kiki Dee in your bed but she’s only 2" tall and mechanically things can’t blossom…Way more woe than Whopeee
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Salted caramel mince pies?
Yes very nice and all that but have you tasted them yet! (Report your findings and win a free mince tart)
I will not be partaking in such perversions.
Pie will not be over filled, under filled, look like minge, over dusted, under dusted, miniturised, be lidless, have lids too thick, be dusted with nuts, spices or any other abomination. Fucking change, or any guilding of the lily in any way shall not be tolerated.
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I’m surprised you haven’t tried smoking some on the BBQ.
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And Gin, Gin can fuck straight off out my pie
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Give me a chance! They won’t fit with my criteria but hey, I can break my own rules. 
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And brandy can fuck off
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There are a few on here we didn’t try…
Shipping options?
E5 Bakehouse looks promising as do the meat filled offerings from Brompton food market & Maltby St.
The cunts making minced pie flavoured donuts should be slowly dismembered & fed to fish.
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Pie avec tea beg in milked tea pics - I miss them
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I’ve just made some samosas; would a mince filling work?
Also with the acoutrements of a busy tailor’s workshop in the background; antique scissors & tape measures etc.
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Yes. Yes it would
I just suffered some Mince Pie flavoured fudge.
Nowt wrong with the fudge per se, but the lack of mince pie flavour = fail !