Why so fucking grumpy Ritchie? 
Who said I didn’t like it? I might have had a slightly different view on what was superfluous…
Grumpy is good. Mince pies are serious business. People should be enraged by deviant behaviour.
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This^ the mince pie thread is an excellent place to vent. 
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Frangipane Mince Pies. Almond cream topping with almond flakes. By a French chef from Bath.
Go to the happy foodie for recipe.
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Omg, they are Rong but so so right.
As random as me posting pictures of pasteis. Might be interesting, but hardly a mince pie.
But frangipane 
I’m torn…
Bertinet?
Jazz it’s all jazz , I can accept the frange in November come December , fucking guillotine him
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Hello Sir, How can I help you today?
I’d like a mince pie please
Ooh you’ll love this mince pie with Nduja and fennel,
Err No thank just a nice mince pie please.
We’ve got these deluxe open top pies with essence of Sharron fruit and betel nut
Thank you but no, just a nice mince pie please
Of course have you seen these water crust mince pies infused with sparkle toffee?
…OK, cunt I’m telling you straight
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Yes that’s him.
It’s not a mince pie. It is probably delicious and worth trying to replicate.
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Such noble sentiment has caused my glass eye to mist over with pride and emotion.
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Texted the frangipani recipe to Ali and she said she might make them for Christmas.
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Hard luck. I’m getting a bike.
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A long way off. You’ll have forgotten about them by then.
Meh. I’d rather have these 
You haven’t seen what she looks like 
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You’ll have the Piestazi raiding you on Xmas morning if there is a Frange in December incident.