I think Stu deserves our support and empathy. Clearly the slice pie is like glue to Stronzetto. I fucking hope Uncle Ben doesn’t get in on the action or a Christmas Conniption may turn apocalyptic
I went for bakewell tarts before i delve back into the mince pie onslaught again
Now you’re talkin’. I’d sell my soul, or what’s left of it for a Bakewell Tart. 
What’s the current soul/bakewell exchange rate ? Is anyone’s soul worth a muffin ?
VB
The Dalai Lamas, but only one single plain muffin. No double choc chip or blueberry, no sirree…
“Didn’t inhale”
Just logged-in for the first time in yonks to see if the annual Spy thread at least had some insights to guide an imminent purchase…
766 posts of content-free kak. SEVEN HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SIX!!! [767 now]
Why don’t I learn?
WHY DON’T I FUCKING LEARN??? 
I blame myself.
Strap of the day
We’ve been waiting for your guidance
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Welcome back !
VB
Now you’re back, we can blame you too ![]()
Only 92% of a Eurovision evening thread though.
P.s. while you are here, make yourself useful and get the dog thread updated.
We don’t like change. ![]()
The mince is the content
But we do love a flounce ![]()
Every Tesco mince pie since 2006.
AA is as much about hifi as the mince pie thread is about mince pies - For this I am grateful.
Just seen these on a site discussing The Little Bakery in Santiago
I leave tomorrow, do you think I might get away with arson?
Is the bottom right a mini action man customs checking glove?

Cheapest of the M&S ones - pastry is nice and buttery - filling not bad. I may need to eat the the whole box to properly evaluate them of course.
The Mr Kipling ones are utter shit in comparison - abysmal pastry on them…
