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It’s meant to represent those plastic bauble hooks.
I know a guy who designs and manufactures the pastry press thingies that imprint the designs on the tops of the supermarket mince pies. He starts work on the new designs around the beginning of February.
He has a Ferrari F430, an Aston Martin Rapide, a Vanquish and an amazing collection of music memorabilia, including one of Noel Gallaghers guitars.
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Manufactures mass produced tat. Likes Noel Gallagher.
Figures.
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The graphic on the box is telling also - The Reindeer is turning it’s head away in disgust.
The darkness of the mince is an indicator too. I have noticed a mid brown colour bodes well. Darker shades hide Chi fisting disappointment.
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Or chickpeas
And they forgot the hyphen 
While the cat’s away… The Fuckers are eating pies but they look like they have crumble on top!
Cups of tea that are milked but with no bag and the shite all over the board looks like they are trying to look busy 
. When I’m not around to police matters all manner of shit goes wrong. This is very probably the tip of an iceberg.
Cunts.
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Might be a good time to buy some cctv cameras to find out what the hell is going on at your workplace.
Heads should be rolling & would be in any civilised workplace.
is in rebellion
While the mice are away the cats will play.
The infernal Aldi almond mince tart.
Notice how they avoid an extreme cockpunch by not claiming it to be a pie.
Very nice and great colour.
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Was it any good? Jackie was going to buy some of them until I questioned the validity of mince in a tart, let alone almonds…
You can put anything in a tart. Believe me, I’ve tried 
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You are the wrong kind of mince Dianne.
What cunt changed my tagline?
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One ‘n’ only please.
You galloping feckin’ toolbox…
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It’s almond pastry too - rather coarse. So if you don’t like that texture then avoid.
Other on the other hand, I love almonds, me. But not marzipan, weirdly.
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Fuck you - NUT FLAKES!
Does anyone want or need their revered sweet treat to be made up like the singing bastard detective?
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