Crafty bastards. I noticed quite a few ‘Festive’ themed food items in Lidl the other night involving mincemeat & probably cinnamon which were playing the same mendacious trick. Such deceptions should always be called out.
Basted?
I thought I was the only one with this affliction 
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Nope. No you’re not. Marzipan is right at the top of foodstuffs to be avoided. Along with celery, cucumber and baked beans.
Agreed on Marzipan and Celery. I would add Goat’s Cheese, Avocado and Liver (obviously D’uh 
) to that list. Especially Goat’s Cheese… smells like infant spew.
Right thinking men love baked beans
I’m not a right thinking man
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You are about Celery.
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Celery needs cooking. Goats cheese is divine. Proper marzipan is fantastic, but a lot contains almond essence, which isn’t so good.
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I disagree with all you have said. I always knew you were a cunt but nice to have more reasons. 
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What’s wrong with you? Liver and onions is one the things that makes life worth living FFS
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As we drift into full meltdown, I would like the record to show eating Liver is flat out wrong (Apart pate of course)
Sliced calves liver, flash fried with butter and sage and a red wine reduction. 
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Savage
It needs only ‘showing’ the pan, ruined if darker than pink in the centre.
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Excuse me - Complete savage
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I haz da yellow in me liver. Not big on liver any more…
Ex-post justification 
Well played sir!
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I still remember my mother trying to force feed ( well, feed) me with liver and onions forty years ago. Even the smell note makes me heave.
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Incorrect. Liver will make you forget about Brexit and badly made Christmas pies. True thing
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I would imagine being preoccupied with eating a detoxing organ would put such petty issues aside yes.
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