Happy to report very light,tangy and clagg free
Fuck sake… I’m connipting badly looking at these pics.
I’m polishing floors, windows and spraying a festive cinnamon scent everywhere as have a fucking viewing at 3pm.
And you cunts, and I make no apology for the use of the cunt word here, are swanning around eating those beauties.
Fuck dis shit.
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Who the fuck views a house at this time of year anyway.
Cunts.
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I’m sure the viewing will go fine, right up until they see the dirty protest on your ceiling 
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3 pm you say, it’s a pity it’s too late to brew a pot of fresh coffee 
That helps apparently
I’ll Nespresso the fuck out of them.
I said COFFEE 
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where is the truffle?
Initial reaction : Over dusted. 
Awaiting tasting notes…
@Stepmotheratomicbomb 's mince pies rule
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is that cocaine?
Yeah. They did look good.
Cocaine topping? Cool.
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Made the girls some pastry today and left them to it.
They were actually really nice. Pastry was epic. I have decided no factory pie can compete with fresh homemade shortcrust pastry, it’s a completely different thing. Textured with a flakey and crumble breakup followed by melty
Butteryness.
Factory pastry is more akin to shortbread, dry and shit as a pastry.
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Paul. if you are going to Jim’s & have some of that pizza flour surplus, I’ll take a few Kg off you.
I was planning on bringing you some over, so yes happy too. Give me a reminder nearer the time 
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That 5.5 is useless unless we know what it’s out of?