Metaphysical discovery
Farage is a sticky under cooked cunt with decidedly poor flavor that makes right thinking men want to swill their mouth out. Pie musings are the path to truth!
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Let’s call a cunt a cunt 
Bundt.
This just won’t do - how deeply inferior.
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Ya pricksh.
Tonight is the night. The season’s first pies.
I’m not expecting much, however the fact that they are thin and look to have a relatively crisp shortcrust pastry, may just redeem them.
By the way these are 30p per pie. Goode value.
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Also just had my first one’s today
The slightly higher end of the co op offerings.
Ok,but a bit sweet
A certain amount of sweetness early on is a good thing I think… allows you to dial in the tastebuds.
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Needed clotted cream really
Too Bourgeois for my taste
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Clag marks?
What a voice
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Is that Kevin Spacey in ‘dog walking’ guise?
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As ever at this time of year I have high hopes…
My gander is up as evidenced by the below;
Filling oozing out. Closer inspection, without the emotion, reveals a total lack of dusting. I was expecting a rough grade granulated sugar at the least but nothing…
An excruciatingly short, dry pie with no fruit or spice to speak of coupled with an aftertaste of Sudocrem.
£1.20 down and the weekend has only begun.
That’s some fucked up shit right there dude. 
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It’s the innoffensiveness of it that I find most offensive. 
Keep the other 3 for guests.
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See if you can borrow some shoes from Dr. Cunty and stamp on them - Both will be improved.
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Try the coop 5 custurd doughnuts,5 for 65p