Mince Pies & Other Metaphysical Musings -> 2019

Yes, I believe I mentioned that you buffoon

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ty;dr

Exocet.

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ym;g

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Yeah Exocet… you yellow fool.

Is that the one that uses biofuel solid rocket propellant?

Phew. Just in time.

Once more through the lens of the mince pie another irrefutable truth is revealed.
Fuck you Australia.

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Bollox. Thought I had ninja edited in time.

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You need something moar rocketish and missilier than an Exocet to penetrate the lid on that abomination.

Out of curiosity… what is the opposite of mouth watering ?

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Ginger

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I think I may be being ethnically shamed.

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Sure that’s a T rather than F?

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:grin:

I believe it is the Strayan ideogram for ‘Sh’. Certainly tastes that way.

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Bakers (without apostrophe) Delight would have no inkling of how much offence their packaging, graphic design, sloppy terminology and their grotesque confection is causing in this, more civilised hemisphere. The angle grinder would be too quick a fate. They need to suffer more protracted cruelty the utter cunts

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I have filed a complaint - I will leave this here in the hope other right thinking men will stand for pie decency.

I have been tempted to contact their franchising team but I have as yet, not come up with something suitably disruptive to entrap them root and branch.

Here’s one that might just send @Ruprecht over the edge

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