Harsh but accurate 
@Jim why don’t you send your ancient xmas pud to join them
Too late 
They look very good, the jam tarts even better. I’m done with mince pies they take too much effort, I never seem to get more than nine out of my usual batch of pastry, normally I would get sixteen jam tarts. I’ve made some puff pastry, cheese straws are imminent.
I love warm jam tarts, used to make loads when the kids were small
AaaaaaaaaaaAagggggghhhhhhh!!!
This is possibly the best trolling of the mighty pie ever witnessed by man
Jamhot
FUUUUUUUUUUUIUCKKKKK!!!
The bottom left one looks as if it caught a tad, but the rest are ok
I know that you are trying to cheer me up, but for the love of God, fuck off!
