Was that the foam you used to put them out ?
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Haha! Bastard.
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Bet they are still much nicer that the Strayan Christmas Sharts up thread.
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I do feel the pain
In other worlds you are inspiring
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I would still scoff
Me two 
Take a plate over to damp cunty golf neighbor at 5:45am.
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Now you know how I felt when I fucked up the Settle goat curry.
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Give them to your butcher Ritchie
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Decent effort for six hours in a smoker 
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One word… overcaramelised.
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I was going to try and BBQ some but then realised I have no suitable charcoal and I couldn’t get the tray far enough away from the heat in my tiny Weber anyway. Probably a good thing considering my effort with a conventional oven!
I think you are over complicating things.
Quite.
Incinerated would have done.
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I was thinking ‘shit’.
I would
Don’t dismiss the incident too quickly. There’s a burgeoning market for cheap, no frills, cremations atm.
How big is your oven?
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C’mon 'fess up, you’ve already eaten four of them haven’t you. We scrape toast without worrying about it. Well, some of us do.
VB
I haven’t touched them yet. I’ll sample one tomorrow before I give them to anybody else. I chuck burnt toast, of course.