Hoo-boy, ya try and spoof the cunt, and he goes and wanks these horrors out…
CHEESE FUCKING PASTRY!!!
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TRIPLE cheese pastry 
I pity the fool poor bastard who has to take one for the AA team in the name of science
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Cockney thief
If I still ate cheese I’d be having one. I imagine it’s a pretty good combination actually, even though I hate the prick.
Edit: hang on though, it’s actually trying to be a mince pie?! Haha
I concur. Triple cheese pastry with pear and fig chutney sounds a delight. However, A mine pie it is most definitely not. I think if you go in with your eyes and tastebuds open, and NOT expecting a mince pie it will make a nice savoury pastry.
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What sort of deviant doesn’t eat cheese?
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He might have just paused to type that sentence
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I don’t eat animal products but when I did eat cheese I would get a reaction where my face would sweat and tingle. It felt quite good but was probably a bad sign to be honest.
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I did used to like a brie and grape sarnie.
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Fair do’s.
I’m veggie maybe 6 days out of 7, and the 7th probably wouldn’t be a great stretch, but a life without cheese just doesn’t bear thinking about.
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Fuck, me too!.. When reading this thread, then the contortions begin.
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Caught red handed eating Heston’s pie things!
Very well defined, and against the Geneva convention
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I’m waiting for the “look what the wife bought in Waitrose post.” 
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I’ve just spotted these…
Whatever next? 
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