Mince Pies... The Many Unhappy Returns of the Clag Police

Coincidentally I’ve just seen that the Arcadia in Belfast isn’t shipping to the England, Scotland and Wales this Christmas. Shipping to the Republic is still fine.

Their hampers are an absolute institution.

Definitely not Brexit.

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Also: 230 quid for something with monosodium glutamate in it. At least I assume that is what the E621 reference is as google seems to suggest other options.

I can only think that there is one small shaft of light to diabetes, and that is that you sometimes receive baked goods that eschew the demon Sucrose in favour of more agreeable, less offensively-assertive alternatives… Some envy, but please do not stint yourself on our behalf - neither of us, these days, is exactly malnourished…

Inside front cover of magazine…

Fold out page no less. I think he is just trolling now.

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Mince fucking Strudels ? :triumph::rage::angry:

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Sadly capitulated after drummer daz got killed in a freak tumble drying accident at his Gosport home

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Fig and pear with triple cheese pastry… :clown_face:

What’s the difference between Heston and a long distance run?

One’s a pant in the country…

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'Av 'im, Jim!

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Tragically I know that that lot are Atomkraft.

Love the “brickie’s mate finds himself inexplicably dressed in denim and leather with peroxide hair and wishes he was literally anywhere else in the world” look of the guy on the right.

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Looks like Rat Scabies with a syrup

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Strong Tysondog* vibes too

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The Geordie scene at the time must have been quite unique.

* I once travelled to Walthamstow to see Tysondog. At least I think it was Tysondog - it may have been Venom.

Either way, they had a headbanging competition before the band came on.

They were simpler times.

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Standard?

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First café mince pie of the year is a high bar. Forgot to photo the inside though.

I like the “meh” dusting. Great pastry, well filled but the mince was too sweet on my sweet-bite scale.

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That looks more than acceptable, and a good time to actually start enjoying them now.

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I’ve been testing mine for Christmas 2023.

Can any reader beat that?

I am yet to eat a mince pie this year

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It took me a long time to work out what you were saying, but yes the Standard.

I also remember going to see The Enid (@MGOwner will know what I’m talking about) in Walthamstow, but at some kind of arts venue. That was a pretty special gig.

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Pie karma it seems, is real. I fear my faux outrage has caused this travesty and apologize unreservedly for being a nob in this thread. Fortuna, may I please have a decent sized pie now?


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