....more armchair politics (Part 2)

And if any of the prisoners are found not guilty we can charge them for b&b.
Ahahahah! Trebles all round!

Nutjobs on the loose in Glasgow this weekend. Between the government and these mental defectives we’re doomed.

This has made me fucking rage way more than it should have

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I was already fucking livid before I saw this.

Now my head is on fire.

Bunch of fucking cunts. Come the revolution, the queue to be first up against the wall will be so fucking huge that there will be a second revolution to solve the arguments over who’s first.

There won’t be enough bullets*.

*We’ll manage.

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Scumbag manual holds an award for ā€˜a ruddy good knocking’, it’s a pair of blue mirror sunglasses.

To be precise, a Tory council. The party of sound finances…

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after the Tory Govt, and Eric Pickles in particular, abolished the Audit Commission, whose role was to stop council taking too many risks.

Obviously it stifled opportunities…
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Sunaks latest promise that new N Sea gas wells will secure UK supplies and lower prices turns out to be bollocks. The multinationals that own the gas fields are free to sell on the international market and the only benefit will be to the Exchequer. It is likely we will still import LNG and gas as we do now.

That statement of his was ripped up for arse paper in a matter of hours.

Cunt seems quite happy lying to our faces. I’m sure successive Tory governments have been in the pockets of big oil.

Wouldn’t it have been nice if our governments had built up a sovereign wealth fund over the decades since we started pumping oil and gas out of the North Sea?

We might have had a few quid to invest in renewables, social housing, the NHS, public health, ending childhood poverty etc.

Nah. Too sensible. Better to just let the Treasury spaff it away and now we’ve fuck all to show for it. Well played Tories, the party of sound money. Aye, right.

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Always some left over to subsidise their oil mates to build and run carbon capture plants to pump the very CO2 they created back into the rock where they get the oil from. This ensures the continuation of oil in the laughable nett zero economy.

They hope. CCS could still be an exceedingly expensive white elephant.

I strongly agree, I still haven’t seen any particularly promising tech for this. Certainly not anything that’s much better then shellfish.

Affordable rent - introduced in 2011. It was part of austerity measures by the UK coalition government which cut social rent funding by more than 60%.

Yet another example of how this Tory government has deliberately made the poor poorer.

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I start to see the logic here, as the UK is so special and privileged.

The electorate and tabloid informed plebs want to get privileged as well, so they vote for the party of privileges and get the privilege to pay for the privileged…

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Rise up, newts and take control :facepunch:

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It wouldn’t surprise me if a few of his disgruntled neighbours had a whip round and found some on t’interwebs, then planted them in his property for shits n’ giggles.

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