Sunak promises an extra policeman for every neighbourhood
Who is going to define the ‘hood’ 
Dim but greedy.
That would be a Tory then
Been stuffing leaflets through letterboxes the last couple of nights. Not had any death threats yet, which is nice. Did have one bloke in his dressing gown who knocked on his window and ripped-up his leaflet. Reform are gonna do well around here, but hoping Labour will at least come second.
Reform are guaranteeing that we will have a Labour government, as the nazi pensioners (=my mum) won’t know who to vote for. Thanks, Nigel. 
Well he wasn’t naked so I’d definitely put him down as a maybe.
Been doubling-up as a dog walk, and they don’t get fed until after, so anything sausagey is at high-risk…
My mum was a lifelong Tory voter until Johnson. She’s been voting Green since as some form of protest and plans to tactically vote LibDem next month to oust Liam Fox. She even stopped buying the Daily Mail.
She voted leave and regrets it. Bit fucking late, mum.
We all make mistakes, the thing is never to be afraid to acknowledge them and learn.
I like your mum
I’m a fan of waxy Mum, I’d give a kidney if my Mother put the Mail down and stopped saying Look what Labour did in the 70’s. Tired of saying at least you could see a doctor / buy a house / Enjoy Les Dawson.
Oh, she still trots that one out on a regular basis.
Perhaps best not to ask what Sodders was wearing …
Or indeed what he put through the letter box with the leaflet
French politics is wild right now:
‘We are where we are…’
Speaking of which -
“There are 850 cinemas in Britain today and three times as many food banks. There are 1,200 hospitals and twice as many food banks. There are more food banks than there are public libraries.”
Leveling up never looked so good.