....more armchair politics (Part 2)

Even if Labour weren’t so completely immersed in their own addiction to self-harm, it really doesn’t matter what anyone does in politics - including Leb’s ‘shooting babies in Fareham’ bit - all the UK media that matters (i.e. mostly the ironically-named ‘Social’ variety) is owned by the same people who are financing the rise of neofascism throughout the West.

Reform would monster the next election if they featured a cabinet comprising the badly rotted remains of Pol Pot, a damp paper bag, a dog turd, two-dozen rabid weasels, a black bin bag full of Donald Trump’s soiled nappies, Prince Andrew, and that smell you get when a dead whale washes-up in warm weather.

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Put that on a placard :fu::flexed_biceps:

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Bravo. All this. And fucking MOAR :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

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All they need now is Priti Patel, and they’ll have everything on that list.

OK, except The Prince Formerly Known as Andrew.

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Plz take him Nigel. Plz plz plz :folded_hands:

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Why is the tosser a sir?

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A question that could be asked about a lot of useless Tories ennobled by Boris Johnson in particular.

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He was in Johnson’s resignation list for how well he fucked up school closures and exams during covid.

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94 years ago, I heard an excellent anecdote:

“What comes before but? A load of bollocks”

Well this from the article above proves that right, innit:

[…]“I am not trying to excuse anything but there is a lot more to it than the information suggests.”[…]

I just read the manifesto of the National Rebirth Party so you don’t have to.

Item 1 would see me stripped of British citizenship if not immediately booted out of the country and it kind of went downhill from there.

So yeah, I’m not voting for them thanks :+1:

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Is this a party for folks that think that Reform and the National Front are too woke and left wing or something?

Temu Nazis. Oh dear oh dear.

A lot of the “policies” read like single person grievances.

The bedrock of populist right wingers :+1:

Yourh wing is cosplaying as a poundshop Clarkson.

One decent fart would eliminate them all :dashing_away::dashing_away::dashing_away::dashing_away::dashing_away:

National Abortion needed…

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For once I find myself agreeing with Reform and the SNP.

Some of Mandelson’s alleged / apparent behaviour seems to have been little short of treasonous.

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I always wondered how/why he ended up representing the people of Hartlepool. Parachuted into what was then a safe seat I guess.