Double hard bastard 2019 goes to…
Meh, it was just a little cat. Tarzan used to fight lions.
Definitely on the list of potential Funzie Productions
Must’ve run out of children to abuse.
I discovered this evening that running whilst listening to ‘welcome to the pleasure dome’ causes uncontrollable ‘Holly Johnson’ hands. Think I may have looked a twat, not sure.
Just when you thought you’d heard it all, ffs.
Proving once again that the charts are a big load of caca. Four decent songs out of that lot.
Try turning the cold tap on and finding out just how much they want one …
I value my life more than that!
Does Liam Neeson own one?
He should sue himself for being a twat.
There is an easy way to resolve this problem…