More shit that doesn't merit its own thread (septic tank overflow alert)


#703

Jam on, jam on


#704

Jamon, Jamon,
I hope you like Jamon too…
(Yes, I have had a beer or two.)


#705

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty, you’re listening to the boy from the big bad city

This is jam hot

This is jam hot


#706

Just be good to meat…


#707

It strikes me that you lot are clever witty people.

I need to write a card to my friend’s Dad who turns 100 on Sunday. Help me out please. I’d like to say something mildly amusing but nothing that could be construed as even remotely offensive. Any ideas?


#708

No.


#709

You’re kidding right? Is this an even subtler troll than @chelseadave’s effort today?

:slightly_smiling_face:

Hopefully Phil the Greek won’t be driving over to deliver the Telegram from Liz. Imagine the carnage…


#710

well done you made it!


#711

No. I’m a bit stumped with it.

Thanks. That’s a lot better than anything I’ve come up with.


#712

Was an astronaut, then appeared in TNG.


#713

I sent a link to this video to my brother. Inspired by the ukes he sent me this one in return (although, as he pointed out, Simon Jeffes is actually playing a Venezuelan cuatro). It’s worth it for the gestures and facial expressions of Geoffrey Richardson alone

VB


#714


#715

Just seen this link.

Martin Lewis distinct voice has been influential in making people aware of the cons and options in many financial decisions. Hope everything works out well for him.

https://uk.yahoo.com/style/gmbs-martin-lewis-cancels-live-090650705.html


#716

now he wants to bake cakes


#717

It sort of makes sense, there are quite a few PV outlets in Debenhams stores, which he owns a big chunk of.

He’s obviously a massive cunt if you’re unfortunate enough to work in one of his warehouses or discount sheds, but he does seem to want to keep the traditional High St department store model alive, ref House of Fraser/Debenhams.


#718

I think he’s done a magnificent job at Newcastle. If/when he sells the club, may they get a buyer who will seek to continue his incredibly effective erosion of their stature.


#719

:face_with_monocle:

:+1: Indeed, we are the same you and I.

:grin:


#720

Nein!

You are toffee to my mackem, the twain shall never mix, apart from the Bradley story :cry:

:wink:


#721

Tru Dat. :sunglasses:


#722

The first time I heard that track and it got to the ‘humming’ bit, I thought it was the radio presenter doing it.