I fairly regularly used to catch the last train north or south out of there when I was being sub-contracted to our Daresbury lab. I came close once or twice but never got stuck and I’m very glad about that. I came closer at Nuneaton when I was doing Coventry-Nuneaton route to bypass Brum (cheaper and sometimes the times worked better). I also remember legging it across to Snow Hill one night when they had trains but New St didn’t.
I’m actually not bothered about the band talking to the audience. My favourite band growing up was New Order. They never said a word, and usually walked off stage leaving the sequencers and drum machines going for about 5 minutes before a roadie scuttled on to turn them off.
I hate this pseudo-Bono 3-4 minutes of waffle about Jesus and/or the origins of the song, before telling us he loves us all and finally playing a fucking tune that a lot of the arena bands indulge in. STFU and play is the way to go IMHO.
As soon as they’ve played the last note it is time for the pub or the tube. Meh! to goodnight. Feckin’ band introductions where everone does a little solo are utter shit too (apart from the one VU did on their reunion tour as it took the piss).
My favourite would have to be the Prodigy on the Fat of the Land tour, at Doncaster Dome.
All standing, fairly tightly packed and raining sweat, condensing from the roof.
They come on to Smack my Bitch Up, Keef snarling away.
The track starts quietly with a bit of rhythmic noodling, building the tension and excitement, then…
BOOM!!! The bass line kicks in and the whole crowd spontaneously jump as one as the place just explodes.
I’ve never felt more alive!
Honorable mention goes to Goldie Looking Chain at Hull College/Uni.
A hell of a lot of fun and a classic moment when two of the students came on stage during Half Man Half Machine dressed as robots, but done in that totally cliched way of cardboard boxes covered in tinfoil.
It just fitted in perfectly with the atmosphere, loved it.
Venues listed but not the year, can’t be arsed to look them all up. In no particular order, all were amongst my favourite gigs
Chuck Berry – Middlesbrough Town Hall - '70’s
Genesis (LLDOB tour) – Newcastle City Hall
Blackbushe -All of it – Stoned, pissed and very very happy
Squeeze - Newcastle City Hall - great fun
Nine Below Zero – Coatham Bowl, Redcar - raw blues
Blue Oyster Cult – Some dive in Hartlepool that I can’t remember the name of - fantastic musicians
Queen – Sunderland Locarno - Just after release of their first album
Elvis Costello and the Attractions - Middlesbrough Town Hall - 2 hrs, non-stop - fantastic
Tom Robinson Band - Middlesbrough Town Hall - 2,4,6,8, etc
Jethro Tull - Newcastle City Hall - late '70’s
A couple of the worst concerts I’ve seen
Lindisfarne Christmas Concert - Newcastle City Hall, late '80’s – over-hyped, overrated
Mark Knopfler – Newcastle Arena – awful sound system and he hit so many bum notes