Belatedly realise I’ve seen a couple of these on the road and didn’t even notice. Not so much truly ugly as just another me-too lump of hopelessly unimaginative corporate blandness…
Mind, setting nostalgia aside, the original Crapi was a bit rubbish too - second-rate handling, second-rate engines, and rusted like a Russian aircraft carrier…
Nailed it.
Oh no… this one feels a bit hurty for reasons:
Like the survivor look 
Wow! So the Chinese keep buying brand names and then shifting production to China?
Who knew?
Certainly not the fucking morons that keep buying Chinese-made shit and ignoring their abysmal abuse of human rights and the economic suicide implicit in flogging everything we own to them…
I fucking despair.
Small French Lesson; useful:
A Triumph of car documentaries:
Today in “moderately amusing car names”:
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202312225004247
The Hyundai Kona isn’t called that in Portugal… so everytime I see one, I giggle a bit! 
https://group.mercedes-benz.com/innovations/digitalisation/connectivity/microsoft-collaboration.html
This can officially set the in car navigation to “all the way off and then keep going”.
Have you ever wondered what would happen if an 80s Bavarian had an epiphany in the outback? Well someone did, because this exists.
I think it should have been called a Űt though…
Nissan Cedric
Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard
Mazda Titan Dump
I like weird shit and the 635csi is a BMW that I’d not feel dirty owning, but that, that, THING is a fucking abomination. The builder needs his hands amputating to prevent any further manipulation of tools in pursuit of horrors like this.
This is brilliant! 
I has all the wants:
That’ll do me.
Wouldn’t really call that a horror mind…
