Motoring horrors aka Edd wants

Cars
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The lesson I draw from this is never go full Alphard.

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What about full Vellfire?

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The Japanese car industry is so weird.

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My honest appraisal of that is that it must have been designed in response to a bribe from Bandai who needed a head for their 2020 version of Voltron.

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Cedric classic. Sold from 1987 to 2014.

Should have probably put that in the I want thread.

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I borrowed one of these from my boss in about 1987 for a weekend in Devon.
It was the first car I ever drove with cruise control

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I do want, sad as that may seem, to some, maybe, perhaps’ish.

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https://www.goo-net-exchange.com/usedcars/NISSAN/CEDRIC/700050502330161224001/index.html

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Looks like a Volvecedes

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Imitating Mercedes. It’s what the Japanese do badly. But not quite as badly as the Koreans.

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I’d rather have a Cedric over most Mercedes.

I’d have a W114/W115/W116 though.

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:+1:

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Vertical headlights for the win…

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I actually see more horrific American car in most Older Japanese cars than Mercedes.

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Agreed, but I like giant wafty saloons, I still like the w116. Or a W108.

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Just under ÂŁ6K all in. Hmmm !

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And you cunts have the temerity to criticise my taste!

What a fucking shitshow…

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Get thee to the watch thread

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my cars always have giant wafts… :grimacing:

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Should have bought the Targa…

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I was behind one of these recently and can confirm it is actually more horrendous in the flesh than on the screen.