Ha ha !! Ah twas not me who puked all over it !! Tried several mattress protection before it happened but it didn’t stop the wee and the puke ,!!!
Have you given Donald Trump any tips on this?
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You should give your Gimp some sick leave. It sounds like you’ve worn the poor thing out.
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you need a vinyl covering, similar to the wipe clean upholstery that was an extra in a 1970s Ford Cortina
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Hands down who wants an overnight stay at a bake off at Phil’s? 
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yes , i guess you do , this fancy mattress cover was advertised on amazon and it was rubbish !!! trouble is memory foam can sweat as mentioned and any plastic cover sweats
You could just try sleeping on it. Take all that spicy stuff to a Travelodge maybe?
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yes my dear old relative used to miss her bucket and dribble wee all down the side … and then one day in the night , having propped this mattress up out the way , she wandered in there in the night and puked on it . !! ah the joys of getting old …then i get a desparate phone call from the carer who dscovered her on the floor and fortunately did not panic .
Thanks for sharing.
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Waaay too much information 
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Still available in modern taxis. Voice of experience, and some gratitude, as my opened-up right hand bled copiously while I was trying to pay the taxi driver who took me to A&E last year. “Don’t worry” he said “vinyl, and every taxi driver carries a lot of wet wipes …”.
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… yet curiously, hardly never any change. 
Given the mess I rounded the payment up (once the stitches were in I was going to need to get home).
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Have you not got a music room to building??
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Too true!
I’ve got a Tempur superking, bought it when I was a wealthy hifi dealer with cash to burn.
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The mattress in The Grand at York was pretty good.