New: Recommend a New Car or just moan about random cars šŸ™„

I’ve had the EQB 350 for just over a year and 20k miles. It’s a good car, nice to drive, feels planted in corners even though it’s quite high. Four wheel drive is good in snow, mud and loose stone but I wouldn’t be taking it up a mountain. Range isn’t great but is extremely accurate. Never had an issue with range dropping too much in cold or mid journey unlike my old Tesla. Build quality is miles better than Tesla too.
Bad bits, range could be better, annoying haptic buttons on steering whelp you occasionally brush accidentally changing the radio station or the display. Mines is a company car so I don’t pay for maintenance but it’s fcking expensive. I just had windscreen replaced due to a large chip and the bill was over 2k. Merc also want you to service it every year even though there is fck all for them to service.

  • UI Took a wee while to get used to and whilst it’s not as good as BMW it’s absolutely fine once you get the hang of it. Physical buttons for heaters and A/C :grinning_face:
  • Burmester sound system is excellent.
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My Murk has apple car play so I just spend 99% of the time in something that works in a vaguely similar way to my phone.

Since I’m pretty much set on older car, financial Armageddon later next year, the first thing I’ll be doing is adding car play in some form or another either via a complete head unit replacement or plug in box wotsit.

Just look at this beauty :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:

Why the fuck would anyone do this???

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Bottom hinge rotted off?

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Some form of advanced masochism wherein the usual unreliability and expense of Alfa Romeo simply wasn’t agony enough for the Pain-Enjoyer?

Oooh… just noticed: Lambo doors on a 1.9 diesel - that is fucking TRAGIC! :laughing:

Back when I was in my JDM phase Lambo doors were rather popular on ā€˜Bishi GTOs. Utter horror show.

A diseasal Alfa is just too sensible though. I’m thinking ludicrous V8 as I only do about 3000 miles a year. My main issue is finding something without inherent flaws, which is incredibly difficult as most manufacturers seem to want to fuck you over in some way. See Porsche and their bores and ims bearings, Mercedes and stretchy head bolts, bore scoring again, Audi and their chocolate gearboxes, BMW and their love of Christmas on the dashboards, cheese bearings and inability to hold their fluids on the inside.

Weirdly the least shitty engine seems to be the 4.7 Maserati although they do have rusty subframes and rotting interiors.

There seem to be sweet spot years it’s just working or what they are or there is the ā€˜easy route’ of an old 500 SEC and replacing the audio or a Lexus ISF / GSF but I prefer coupes and RCFs aren’t quite in my price range without miles or being imported.

Naturally once things start in earnest I shall inform this august organisation for the usual ridicule and piss takery to be distributed.

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Heart not head.

Every car lover should have one at least oncešŸ˜‚

I looked after / car sat a 3.0 Cloverleaf for many months once.
Gorilla driving position, sports mode and all..
Car sitting involved taking it to an aftermarket fix it Italian guy in Guildford - he was a character!

That was my head screwed on Alfa ownership!

I’ve owned 2 Alfas but I never once thought it would be a good idea to fit scissor doors :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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The GT is a great looking car so whoever did that needs slapping all the way back to Essex.

I had a Brera 3.2 V6 which was lunacy and a special edition diseasel 147, looked fantastic inside and out but drove like a slug

Black with beige leather

https://autocatalogarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/Alfa-Romeo-147-Collezione-Edition-2009-UK.pdf

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Bathe in the magnificence of this Retirement Bastard…

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Complete with Last Of The Summer Wine bathtub. Lacking the National Trust sticker though.

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Cool colour Bruv…..:+1:

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Good choice - looks mint :+1:

Just needs accesorising with a box of tissues, a flat cap, a tartan car blanket, some crocheted cushions and a tin of Werthers Originals :ok_hand:

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Dealer put the Werthers in the glovebox. Blanket on back seat which I pissed on before N drove it home.

:+1:

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Excellent cars.
It’ll run for ever.

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At a speed of roughly 34mph based on observations of others of its type. What’s notable is that this is regardless of setting. A Jazz placed at one end of Runway 17/35 at Edwards’ Air Force base in California will travel at 34mph for the entire 11,917m length. Similarly, if a Jazz were to be placed at one end of The Shambles in York, it would also travel at 34mph.

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I had a 156 followed by a GT. I loved both but the GT felt a bit cumbersome after the nimbleness of the 156.

Don’t forget the piss stained seats.

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Luckily, I intend travelling everywhere at 34 mph :+1:

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Sorted due to leaky incontinence pad :+1:

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