Notes from a remote island

As I’ve said so often on here, it is not for everyone.

It’s one thing spending a couple of weeks in a quaint cottage in the middle of June. You may be lucky and have nice weather, undoubtedly it will not get dark, breeding waders, skuas, seabirds will be everywhere and otters might put on a show with a bit of luck. Spectacular displays of wild flowers, unspoilt beaches, fantastic coastal walks, etc. etc.

However, it’s quite another thing to be holed up in January when the storm is blowing at 80mph, the rain horizontal, shops bereft of fresh (any!) produce and when it seems to get dark before it gets light… and still enjoy it

I’ve no doubt that it would appeal to a fair percentage of outdoor loving people as a holiday destination. I would guess that maybe 1% of those would be happy living here year round.

I’m very lucky, I love it here, 365 days a year.

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It’s weird; the weather wouldn’t be a concern. I’ve spent time in both Tromsø and Helsinki at times of the year where they are neither summery nor ‘Christmas Card’ and that was absolutely fine. Both of those places have the trimmings of civilisation though. You can go for a (horrendously expensive admittedly) drink or visit a library and the like. Having done a year of crypto solitude, I am clearer in my mind than ever that I need a few other people around and will do for a few years yet.

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Leap years are a bugger.

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I just don’t bother getting out of bed on Feb 29th :wink:

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Did a couple of weeks work up there. Loved it. Will have to persuade Mrs B to go there for an oliday.

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Yes, it got under my skin too. Loved the place.

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Best fun Friday night out. Every body pissed but happy and friendly.

the UK’s remotest island community

Surely that’s fightin’ talk? :laughing:

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Yes … but … people have heard of the sweaters. What’s Shetlandic for ‘clickbait’ ?

VB

Most of the great British general public have never heard of Fetlar.
A situation the residents of Fetlar are probably quite happy with.
I am sure they have no issue with Fair Isle getting the attention!

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Indeed!

Fair Isle is the most remote inhabited Island - geographically - in the UK. Summer ferries run 3 times per week and take about 2 1/2 hrs to/from South Mainland, weather permitting!!!

I’ve only been there once, for 8 days staying at the old Observatory, it’s a lovely place to visit but I’d rather live here.

edit: Actually I forgot about Foula, they also claim to be the most remote inhabited island! (although there does seem to be some dispute over this)

Fetlar is clearly an incredibly beautiful place and I’m glad you love living there. I love this thread too, I get to enjoy the best bits vicariously through your beautiful photography and carefully written notes. But to live there would see the end of me. I would be dangling by the neck from something (heavily re-enforced) within a month. Covid has shown me that very clearly.

Fetlar is a place I would like to stop off, on my way elsewhere. For a day or two. I would love it.

I enjoyed this video recently, I could see myself doing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFuAVWRhZdM

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This place sounds promising but it ain’t no Funzie.

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Understatement duly noted :+1:

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Given the delights of the casino complex, Funzie sweaters are another thing entirely.

It’s quite usual for ships to shelter off the South coast of the island for various reasons but if this one gets much closer it will be in the garden!

DSC04301 by Paul Macklam, on Flickr

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Go and demand vodka from them as a parking fee.

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Claim it as salvage.

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It is a Russian Trawler that has worked out that tethering to your phone gets them the best broadband in the Shetlands!

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Hope your enjoying the dance music Paul.

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