Seeing as the forums prolapsed or something I’ll try to recreate the ambiance of the old place by asking the degenerates here to recommend me a set of wheels.
I’m looking for something that will…
- Be cheap to buy and run
- Carry me, my family, my gimp at weekends along with the required suspension gear and lubricants. In luxurious comfort.
- Be able to lap the Nurburgring in 7:30 and out do low 10 second quarters.
- Have a ride soft enough not to rupture my ridiculous farmers.
- Have dealers that treat me like royalty, find no additional work neccesary and provide fantastic coffee served by specially trained barristas willing to provide oral sex at no charge.
I’ve actually already made my mind up as to what vehicle I’m going to purchase and may already be in the processof buying it, it fulfils none of these requirements but I thought i’d ask here anyway just to have something to say and prod a few open wounds.
First person to mention RX8’s or LS400’s gets a special prize(*)
(*) prize may or not be real.