Positioning relative to the dropped section of kerb is a nice touch.
Whatâs wrong with that ? Itâs a beemer, theyâre entitled to park like that. Iâm assuming that, as all the fuckers park like that around here.
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Other than the fact the selfish cunt is using two parking bays, there were no other bays available outside my dentist so I had to find a space a few hundred yards away round the corner.
Under normal circumstances this would not be the end of the world but it was absolutely tipping down when I left the dentist and I got properly soaked.
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woosh⌠
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Hope you left a message on the windscreen
Not really. I just wanted to vent. And it is âwhooshâ BTW. 
No. I didnât have a bag of dog shite to hand. 
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Absolutely. When we got ours there was a couple of laminated cards in the glove box. One shows you how to straddle parking bays, the other the correct way to enter a motorway from the slip road. Apparently you get a red engine warning light if you donât do it the âbmw wayâ, so best to play it safe! Other drivers are always flashing and waving to show they understand.
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What an absolute fucking cunt
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Honda Jazz = old person?
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Clearly a BMW driver who has borrowed a Volvo but still canât break the habit.
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Bet that hurt 
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I have no idea why you would do sometime like that. 
It was only ever going to end badly.
Ooff!