Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)

What’s the difference between that and driving to a supermarket/off license/corner shop to buy it?

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It just never felt right to me. You’re only at a petrol station because you’re in the car, pushing alcohol there just seemed wrong. No difference practically but just didn’t sit right with me. Never has.

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Indeed
I have lived places where the petrol station is the local shop. A lot of the customers walk there.
Even if they drive they aren’t buying it to drink at the wheel!

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:man_shrugging:

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The petrol station in Poyntzpass literally does Sunday lunch.

I’ll have the (blasted to hell and back) beef, with carrots, cabbage, parsnips and a wee tub of gravy on the side :exploding_head:

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Living up to your forum tagline :grin::crazy_face:

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Presumably they should also stop selling bread and cheese incase someone decides to make a sandwich while driving.

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Some total morons here.

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I have very little idea about car engines etc. but there seem to be a lot of folk who confuse “4x4” with “amphibious”.

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and… it’s over

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Fuck!

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Pissed up cunt was lucky to get out alive, look at the RSJ through the windscreen…

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Fucking wrap up! :scream:

Pity it wasn’t LHD

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I wondered what had done for the fence up the road. And how it had done it - the damage was pretty bizarre.

'22 plate apparently.

It kind of feels like he wasn’t in the spirit of the 20 mph limit.

I have just discovered the “Dulwich Roads” Twitter account. It’s a shocker.

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Neighbourhood Watch circle jerk.

Coming down Lansdowne hill in the snow a few weeks ago to meet you, could have so easily gone that way. The overtime tyres were replaced last week thank fuck

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Nice addition to the drive.

Unfortunately not mine - neighbour doing an extension and the skip has pinched his parking space.

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Parking is £6 per hour in Brighton - Just sayin’ :grinning:

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Cheaper here. They are paying £100 / month for 3 months to the Broseley Church Bells Restoration charity - they insisted.

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