Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)


#202

Cat C write off?


#203

A fine example of ‘Any landing you walk away from counts as a landing’, albeit pushing it a bit.

Getting close to ‘any landing you can swim away from…’


#204

A successful landing is one you can walk away from.
A good landing is when you can use the aircraft again afterwards.

VB


#205

My favourite landings are when everyone on the plane applauds.


#206

This is a special case of the accounting law of successful aviation. This law states:

For aviation to be considered successful the number of take-offs must equal the number of landings.


#207

they need a back street garage to sort out a repair


#208

That’s every single bloody Ryanair flight then. Mr O’Leary’s customers seem perpetually amazed by the miracle of powered flight.


#209


#210

I remember being on a package charter flight to Tenerife (or maybe Majorca), donkeys years ago, mid 70’s, on a fucking Comet :flushed: (so must have been Dan Air) , and after a really, really turbulent flight followed by a landing in cross winds there was a massive round of applause and the grown-ups had a whip around for the pilot. Appropriately they used a sickbag as the receptacle for the cash.


#211


#212

How the fuck did that happen?


#213

Extreme dogging.


#214

“I said, leave the key in the car. Not the car in the quay…”


#215

I wondered how this had happened:


#216

That is very impressive. Great driving skills there to miss the car first and the bus second


#217

Looks a bit like an Astra. Dangerous in the hands of mere mortals.


#218

An Astra wouldn’t have been stopped by mere brickwork…


#219

Clearly it’s an inferior brand, driven by a wannabe who wished it was an Astra.


#220

Looks as if the afterburners hadn’t ignited properly


#221

Especially for FF Rob