Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)

40% of cars in the US are obese.

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Why Dont We Have Both GIF

Who would do such a thing? :exploding_head:

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:thinking:

My Uncle

My Uncle Derek, who was the black sheep of the family for many reasons, persauded his brother (Uncle Doug) that as he was going to Australia as a Ā£10 Pom in the 60s that he wouldn’t need his licence anymore.
Derek then got the address changed and somewhere along the line managed to get the first name changed.
I don’t think Derek ever passed a driving test although he drove all his life.

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My Dad knew a chap in Wrexham like that. Mid sixties, never even took a lesson I don’t think. Used to drive JCBs, small lorries and all sorts without any kind of qualifications. How he got away with it I’ve no idea.

Luck I suppose, in 50 years of driving I have been stopped once and that was in around 1974.

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That looks as if it’s crashed into a bollard on the left had side of the monoblock central reservation. Bollard lying on road just at the top of the bonnet.

Its parallel to the pavement and not obstructing either carriageway, good parking that is.

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All joyrides must come to an end.

Magnificent effort on the way home.

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That was a lamp- post once! Mini AdventureĀ® gone wrong… :sweat_smile:

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At the Co op.

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Needs a mahoosive 4x4 parked 2" from the driver’s mirror :+1:

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Or just any other car, reversed.

I’d like a step by step account of exactly what happened here…

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The miscreants took flight.

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Well the chase certainly escalated…

The puns here are descending to very low territory.

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