Aaand, handbrake on.
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yep, it makes you wonder what kinda selfish prick this person is in person.
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cunty car
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cunty colour
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cunty number plate
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cunty parking
you just have to imagine this person literally doesnât care about anything apart from themselves.
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Just needs cunty shoes and red trousers. Oh and a big cunty look at my watch, watch.
Itâll be better than the JLR dogshit.
And it probably wont get nicked off the ownerâs driveway.
Leave @Gyroscope out of this. Heâs a bus wanker!
Fuck that!
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Thereâs an F40 on a farm around the corner, driven in all weather on our crap country lanes. This accident is reasonably local, hope itâs not their car! (and those involved arenât seriously injured despite the fwitery)
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he must have been thrashing the fuck out of it to take out a lamppost in two like that.
I reckon thatâll buff out.
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Yeah letâs ignore that most people use metric and stick to purely imperial 
The car is more than 18ft long, almost 5ft 10 ins tall and weighs up to 489 stone.
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I donât understand or use imperial measurements (outside of work- bridge heights and width restrictions are still largely in feet and inches) but I do remember reading somewhere that it is dangerously close to 3.5 tonnes.
Also seems to fall foul of lighting pedestrian protection regulations- thatâs my understanding of it anyway.
Subjectively anyone driving around in that looks like a total cunt, do they not? 
Strong footballer vibes with that one.
How did it go when you took him to task? 
What do mean by spod as well because my understanding doesnât really match that guy.
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