Berk. Plonker.
edit: If we’ve got our wires crossed, this was in reply to Mark - my attempt at a(nother) footballer with a very silly car.
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Ah I see, spod is something different here.
Berk it is then 
There’s a theory it comes from an old game for the Apple II, where the rough shape of the “optimum vehicle” is very similar to the Cybertruck:
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I think this basically wins the thread.
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So parking outside my son’s school at pickup time is fucking insanity. Not 100% the drivers fault as they have a primary and secondary school which kick out within 15 minutes of each other on what is effectively a cul du sac. No excuse but reasons
However when reason leaves the jizz magician parents who have to pick up little tarquin and philomena but theres a blocked road (tow truck recovering a crashed car) the utter carnage is unbelievable
Yes those are cars driving in the pavement while school kids try to use it.
Yes the utter fuck knuckles have been reported.
Un fucking believable.
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Clearly Photo-Shop, innit… indicator is on! 
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Unless they can provide an extremely good excuse for that type of shit I would automatically ban them for three months. Any random pic from the public should be more than enough evidence. That would soon put a stop to pricks doing stuff like this.
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What makes it worse directly opposite, less than twenty feet away, is the entrance to a free car park with plenty of empty spaces. It’s selfishness of the highest order.
I know exactly where that is. He could even just have parked one the double yellow if he was too fucking lazy to cross the road. Three months of bussing it would soon sort that type of behaviour out.
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I love that idea.
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