Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)

“Paris has already introduced specific parking charges for SUVs. Drivers of these vehicles now have to pay triple the amount of those who drive regular cars.”

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Wonder if he will get an excess parking charge as well
:thinking:

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The cunt in the white car, who by not reversing fully into their space has managed, single-handedly, to block an entire car park.

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We have a winner. Mind boggling stupidity.

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Needs half a dozen big lads to bounce it back into the space and to put its driver’s door tight against the boot of the one on the extreme left.

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When I said ‘dip the headlights…’

To recycle my comment about a previous similar mishap, “I said, leave the key in the car. Not the car in the quay…”

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You can see the insurance claim:

“We heard the ice cream van. We went off to get a cornet (bloke on the right) and when we got back the tide had come in.”

With a better picture I could do so much wellackshurely on that gag.

They were out of cornets but they did find us a crumpet.

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A Google says bugle

Barry the Bugler - he serenades the tourists who stupidly park there car on the beach and get stranded with a round of ‘the last post’.

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Their

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:clap::clap::clap:. 2015 is <<< way.

Yes, it really is deliberate entrapment - and spineless govt really isn’t prepared to do anything about it…

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Then they wonder why the High Street is in trouble. Outside of London, there are probably relatively few areas where Public Transport is a viable option…

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I had a big row with Britannia Parking over an issue like this. They ramped up the amount owed 2 or 3 times & then handed it over to their solicitors BWLegal who are a pretty nasty, threatening organisation. I got a bit tired of dealing with their correspondence & said I was happy to help with their enquiries into the matter but would need to bill them for my time. I sent several invoices for consultancy fees & soon they owed me more than they said I owed them. I did point out that I’d be happy to see them in court & they just went quiet & stopped chasing it. I guess a majority of people just take the hit, pay & move on.

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That’s exactly it. I did the same, said I’d be happy to go to court, they took it all the way to getting a hearing made, and then cancelled at the last minute and I’ve not heard from them since.

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The silly cunt had an expensive day out…

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