Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)

I love the sentiment, but it’s too easy to fake a picture like that these days.

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There must be something in the water round your way!

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You must live in a very posh area!
A lot of places I know, the cars you have been posting would have been keyed to fuck by now!

Obviously posh. Trees and that, innit?

Posh adjacent :laughing:

From our local Facebook page…

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That’s a footpath.

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At today’s Audio Show Deluxe. When one space just isn’t enough. It’s not like it’s got fucking gullwing doors.

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When I see parking like this I wish I owned two smart cars to trap the cunt in. If you are that worried about getting your doors scratched then park in the furthest away spot with no cars near you. Selfish prick.

Standard for a Bimmer with 4 exhausts and probably blood red leather interior.

les freres bleus

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Somewhere in Chesterfield.

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Rarely has a number plate more accurately reflected the driver

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Or, quite likely, the mechanic who is moving cars around and needed space ?


Textbook protection of an 8 year old mum truck.

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When does the conversation turn into “why are the parking spaces so small?”

This is a selfish bit of parking for sure, but looking at the 2 Discos in this scene, the spaces look about a foot wider than the cars so you’d have to be driving a Smart Car or stick thin to get out if you parked centrally - and most cars seem to get bigger with each redesign :person_shrugging:

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This cunt at Knutsford Services yesterday :roll_eyes:

100% mismatch between vehicle name and actuality.

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I’ve noticed that happens a lot with caravans and campers :rofl: