Arseholes to the people who risked others because they were just too important.
When somebody may have been killed.
Essex innit 
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3 points ffs. Should have hit them with dangerous driving and whatever points that carries.
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A dangerous driving conviction invariably carries a prison sentence (even on a guilty plea).
In my defense, Iâd like to mention that the car is actually the same width as the space, Iâm a bit on the large side and the doors are quite longâŚ
i also chose a spot a long way from the entrance, where there were no other cars.
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You could have parked properly in the space next to it
Yeah, but then i wouldnât have been able to post a pic in this thread for the delectation of my fellow slaughtermen, would I 
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Not sure whether youâre a cunt for the parking or owning a Porsche.
Fuck it, both.
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Why park next to a barrier in the first place?
Shouldâve reversed in at the very least.
Looking at the sign you could qualify as a Trolley Dollie.
Always considering others Jim, there are not a great many caped crusaders of your calibre or consideration.
I doff my cap and fart in your general direction as a sign of respect. ( please donât reciprocate ). 
ps you still park like a cunt.
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Next to a trolley return point must be the most dodgy place to park in any car park
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Donât think the marks on the Merc can be buffered out. 
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Buffed
No, definitely buffered.
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That whooooooshing noise isnât the steam from the loco you giant buff(oon).
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golfist gets what he deserves, obvious Mercâs engine was faulty if it couldnât out run the steam engine doing 8mph
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