Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)


#605

Arseholes to the people who risked others because they were just too important.
When somebody may have been killed.


#606

Essex innit :roll_eyes:


#607

3 points ffs. Should have hit them with dangerous driving and whatever points that carries.


#608

A dangerous driving conviction invariably carries a prison sentence (even on a guilty plea).


#609

In my defense, I’d like to mention that the car is actually the same width as the space, I’m a bit on the large side and the doors are quite long…:grin:

i also chose a spot a long way from the entrance, where there were no other cars.


#610

You could have parked properly in the space next to it :roll_eyes:


#611

Yeah, but then i wouldn’t have been able to post a pic in this thread for the delectation of my fellow slaughtermen, would I :laughing:


#612

Not sure whether you’re a cunt for the parking or owning a Porsche.

Fuck it, both.


#613

Why park next to a barrier in the first place?
Should’ve reversed in at the very least.


#614

Looking at the sign you could qualify as a Trolley Dollie.


#615

Always considering others Jim, there are not a great many caped crusaders of your calibre or consideration.
I doff my cap and fart in your general direction as a sign of respect. ( please don’t reciprocate ). :smile:

ps you still park like a cunt.


#616

Next to a trolley return point must be the most dodgy place to park in any car park :roll_eyes:


#617

#618

Don’t think the marks on the Merc can be buffered out. :steam_locomotive:


#619

Buffed


#620

No, definitely buffered.

W11 buffer beam numbers


#621

That whooooooshing noise isn’t the steam from the loco you giant buff(oon).


#622

:tongue:


#623

golfist gets what he deserves, obvious Merc’s engine was faulty if it couldn’t out run the steam engine doing 8mph


#624