Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)


#585

First trucks arriving.


#586

It appeared that Middle Lane United had an away fixture in London today, judging by the state of the M1 this evening. Got through that to discover that the Be A Pillock With Full Lights On society were holding their AGM on the M45.


#587

My first experience being in a car that parks itself today.

Nice that it uses the same approach as Google maps: once you have parked at your destination it suggests that you walk the rest of the way. In this case, to the kerb…


#588

Zac’s convoy leaving Broseley


#589

I use mine (Ford) all the time it is brilliant. It very occasionally fucks up.
i find that if I am a long way from the kerb it is because the people in front and behind have parked like cunts and the sensors line you up with them.


#590

Usually when you’re demonstrating it. :joy:


#591

Doesn’t seem to work very well in villages in Herts :grin:


#592

And then there was these pricks in their Ubercuntenwagons…


#593

#594

Anyone for a convertible Range Rover?


#595

Final count £5402 raised by the convoy for the charity.


#596

Not for the joke thread before the thread police jump in.


#597

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#598

ORLY?


#599


Coming to a McDonald’s near you soon


#600

I had to google that Oh, really I did.

In with the youf


#601

Is that a helpful diagram from the BMWanker drivers manual, section 2 - Parking ?


#602

Check out this spunk trumpet from the services today.


#603

Nice shadow.

Who you gonna call?


#604

I thought it might have been a Michelin rated service station.