No tiles were dislodged, I want the name of that roofer!
It’s a strange pic, the car looks like it was burned out, but there’s no sign of heat or flame damage to the house 
It seems it burned out after crashing into the house, although I still can’t imagine how it ended up in that position.
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7 out of ten for that one. If he’d got it wedged on top of the roof I would be more impressed. He could do with a lesson from this guy. He’s a pro.
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They must be awful people, every year a drunk Santa comes and tries to shit down their chimney and misses…
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He must have been blinded by deja vu.
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Ah, it has previous, I remember now 
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Buy old transit with bull bars but no paperwork or insurance
Crash into obstruction
Remove to quiet car park and save for next time
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Have you got a dropped kerb?
I do, and no my car cannot fit through the gap.
just go out and rock the car till the alarm goes off and then run back inside, repeat until the cock gets fed up and moves it
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Report him to the police for obstructing the driveway. A fine will get his attention.
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Have you considered kicking the twat’s headlights in?
Taking a shit on the bonnet is obviously an option too.
Bonus points for both.
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