Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)

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Here you go (or not, if one of these is in the way)

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Bell traffic cone in Richmond. :heart_eyes:

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The plod won’t be along anytime soon to give him three points for parking on zigzags as they’re too busy wrestling women to the ground :+1:

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Tsk . It’s an RR Velar, Jim. Rules don’t apply dontchaknow

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When they’re not murdering them on their day off.

Edit - Sorry that was a cheap shot but I’ll leave it anyway.

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Hope this idiot gets landed with the cost of repair to the police beemer, as well as a spell in gaol.

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Unfortunately, it’s you and me who pick up the bill. For both the car and the incarceration.

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Every little helps…

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not quite door to door service, avoid

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Too good not to share

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That’ll buff out

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Parking a cunt.

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Wish you could see the guys face better when he was being shunted sideways into that tree!

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The article begins “A motorist…”. It should read “A criminal…”.

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In Ironbridge today. It’s a sharp left turn, but wtf?

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No need for this sort of carry on.

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Add video of the same event.

Couple of swimmers were pretty lucky not to have been hit.

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I just thinking that the lone bloke was lucky that the right wing didn’t dig in.

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He should have pointed it out to sea by a few degrees, there was enough speed in the tank to do that without stalling. It would have been bloody obvious to him there were people in the sea, and by the time he was about to touch down, they would have been unsighted to him. He put his own safety ahead of those by the waters edge.

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