Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)

Going in the wrong direction.

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Or not.

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Half a mile from my cottage.

Happened a few weeks ago but it is still there and will probably remain there until someone can be arsed to remove it. If it hadn’t hit the remains of the old dry stone wall it would almost certainly have carried on over the edge of the dunes and onto the beach, or even into the sea.

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Shame they didn’t have a ā€˜tow the wreck home’ policy with the AA.

A Ukrainian farmer would have that gone by now

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With no MOT requirement I thought ā€˜Island Cars’ were used until they fell apart, then left to rot.
Looks like that one is well on the way toward the end of that particular journey :grin:

It’s completely fucked but will no doubt remain there for a long time. The owner has a lot of previous for this sort of thing.

If you know the owner get a farmer to tow it and dump it in their front garden upside down.

Are there farmers with tractors there, or is the environment too hostile for that kind of luxury vehicle?

They all call themselves crofters and yes, they all have tractors - including the chap that owns the car.

He was hospitalised for 4 days due to the incident so maybe he’s not up to it yet. He has maybe five or six dead cars on his land so another one isn’t going to make a lot of difference.

Maximum cuntery.

Football logo on rear window. :white_check_mark:
SUV parked on Double Yellows :white_check_mark:
Blocking pedestrian crossing spot :white_check_mark:
Supporting fucking Chelsea :white_check_mark:

Four star cunt.

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Chelsea Tractors don’t need permission to park anywhere

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Was trying to work out where it was. South Africa.

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Needs a better magnet

What I want to know is, where the fuck did he get a shopping trolley with wheels that stay true to direction of travel ?

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That’ll buff out :+1:

Watching US police trying to deal with an autonomous vehicle without resorting to violence

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ā€œpull overā€
ā€œI’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do thatā€

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