Imagine the damage he would have done in an Astra.
Ah yes, a Dodge Viper, a car for people who find TVRs to stable and grippy.
Calling @edd9000
Almost 30 minutes heâs been trying to get on the bay now.
I still suck pretty badly but it would have to be a horrific bay to take 30 mins.
Hang on a minute lads, Iâve got a great idea.
Amazed you found that!
Iâd had been amazed if he hadnât 
What could possibly go wrong?
Lots of bullets where they shouldnât be âŚ
Buses are an incredibly harsh environment for Electronic Equipment. Theyâre generally low volume and virtually hand built.
Build quality is therefore variable.
All buses leak. Water- especially when mixed with cleaning chemicals- and electricity donât mix.
There is a bloody good reason why a driver is still needed.
Many automatic driverâs aids are shit. Years ago , we had buses with âHold Brakesâ. The idea was that if the Brake Pedal was depressed for a certain period, brakes on both axles would hold the vehicle.
Wonderful. This meant that the bus was prevented from rolling back- as they had a âNeutral Bus Stopâ facility fitted; bus standing; bus goes into Neutral until âGasâ pedal is depressed.
Thing is, some worked perfectly. Others would apply the âHold Brakeâ suddenly. Distinctly sub-optimal when controlling the vehicle speed on the brakes when in slow- moving downhill traffic jams. Yâknow the kind often found in city centresâŚ
The cunting things would stop dead. Throwing everything and everyone to the front of the fucking bus. Including the fucking driver.
Ask me how I know.
This system was deactivated eventually.
Was it from a small manufacturerâs stable? No. ScaniaâŚ
Darlo - and a Beamer 