Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)

Just to save you trying to zoom in on a crappy iPhone pic, the sign to the left of the car says

…NO PARKING…
ACCESS REQUIRED
…AT ALL TIMES…

Four cunts going to the hide at Loch of Funzie and couldn’t be arsed to walk the extra 200m along the road from the ample car park.

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Do you know a friendly local farmer who could use a tractor to reposition their vehicle for them?

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Yes.

One in particular would probably be happy to place it into the loch.

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Or you could let the ferry people know to make their return journey (I assume it isn’t a local) just that little bit more inconvenient?

Correct. Pig ignorant visitors.

Even the RSPB staff don’t park there when they’re carrying out work on the reserve so they don’t encourage others to copy them. The access is required for crofters moving stock through the adjacent gate (avoiding the cattle grid) which is frequent at this time of year and occasionally for heavy machinery to access the mires.

Someone should buy a clamp.
With a phone number for release.
A wait of 3 hours min before turning up to unclamp them should be sufficient

Just let the tyres down

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I smell a potential point that could be made with them, a shovel and the door handles…

Wouldn’t take much to tip that over…

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Oi, yer can’t park there mate

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That reminds me:

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Fuck! :scream:

Obviously didn’t fit the right way up so went to limbo it.

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That takes some doing on a level suburban road…

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And on a curve like that wouldn’t you expect it to have rolled the other way ?

May have hit the bridge and tipped over, the bridge is at an angle to the road so probably pushed the trailer across

Nearside of the cab looks undamaged, but it must have happened somehow …

trailer.

Jacknife ?