Send him to toss school:
Like he needs teaching how to be a tosser!
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No permanent option? 
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Mr. MWS runs a tossers summer camp. Additional modules are available on ‘auto erotic thinking’ - ‘Tantra, pubic topiary and personal morality’ and ‘inner world colourations’ - Courses only run over the summer months the remainder of the year Mr. MWS is on deep ‘Garden leave’.
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Perhaps for a donation to the forum fund. 
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A post was split to a new topic: Crimes against cuisine
Now there’s an idea.
You could come up with a scale of charges (contribution to forum funds)
Nominate who you dislike the most.
One week ban £20
One month ban £50
6 months ban £100
Proper abuse of power!
This is not new, the mods have always been open to bribery.
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How much to have a mod banned? Asking for a friend.
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What friends? And you’ve spent all your money on pizza faff.
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Friend, singular. He is very shy though, you won’t have met him.
The Mods should all put themselves up before the forum.
The one who gets least amount of votes gets banned
Do this every day until there are only two left.
Seems to work for the Conservative party!
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Oh, you think this is a democracy?
How sweet.
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Of course it isn’t a democracy, neither is the appointment of the next Prime Minister 
Politics thread is that way ——>
Careful, or the thread consolidation police will get confused.
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Im tempted with one of these oouuummi thingies.
Can anyone summarise the above dribble or point me to the required info to make good use of a ouuomi thingy.
Rolling pin bad.
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Mangle good. Or not.
Wallpaper seam roller a happy compromise?
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Got that.
Those with expertise greatly outnumber those with experience 
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