Pizza faff with hypocrisy topping

Chiffonade?

Bobs virus fingered

Parma ham in it? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

On that basis I am never going to Parma

Parma phlegm
On a plus side the sections from six o’clock to eight o’clock has great promise
even if the clitoris is misplaced a little

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Palestines :face_with_monocle:

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I have never managed anything as round as you have got so I am hoping the AA recipe for dough helps me.

I used the dough recipe from the Ooni website.

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For hitting yourself over the head.

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Not using San Marzano DOP tomatoes in home made sauce is a far worse crime.

So is soggy pizza because you cant stretch it enough.

Rolling pin FTW

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DOP Cheese
DOP Tomato
DOP WIN
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Certainly a crime to used those ingredients on rolled out dough!

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Its roll it out or throw it in the bin. (I’m rubbish at dough)

Including spending it :rofl:

Definitely bin it in that case. And give me the Ooni.

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Wont someone think of the starving children!?!

I am VERY good at spending it.

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DOP it with the pin

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