Pizza faff with hypocrisy topping

Cocktalis :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Gahhhh


Pizza Montanara - The king.

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Recipe? I did google but got a lot of conflicting stuff.


Kids pizza breads

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Looks like a standard dough base that you deep fry in oil, turning over as you do. The ingredients seem to be added while still hot but no oven baking happens

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That looks great Wayne. I like a bit of char :+1:

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Yes as @murrayjohnson said the base is stretched a little thinner and deep fried, the toppings are then added then there are two ways to finish, either into the oven just to melt the cheese or eaten with no further cooking. I prefer into the oven but both are excellent. The texture of the base is incredible.

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Detroit Oil Pan pizza.


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That looks fab :drooling_face:

Dough left over so people wanted moar pizzas

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It would seem you have cracked it then!

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No reports of death or illness = WIN !!

This little fickle fucker!!

Will likely be death of me. How in the world of all sport do you keep the ruddy thing at temp?

I got it to 450 by literally spoonfeeding the insufferable lump of bent tin, bonafide Ooni pellets … then a second later, the cunting thing is at 300 degrees and smoking like Pat Butcher.

Faff be fucked.

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It did however, after much fucking about, produce this…

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Everything reeks of smoke and soot.

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That flappy flap thing in the chimney can get to fuck as well. It keeps closing when you as much as think about removing the door to launch.

I’ll be taking that off next time for sure.

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Shit bucket deodorisant

Threw a bit of meat in to absorb the flavours of everything that fell off the pizzas as they inevitably stuck to the stone.

Tasted nicer than it looked.

I’m undecided whether to keep it or drop kick the firey little fucker in the Tyne tomorrow.

I’ll sleep on it.

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