Slammed down pork…Air ride failed just a few miles from home.
Mental note* Don’t drive 600 miles with four fat cuntz in the car 
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I’d have thought that was the normal ride height with the 4 of you seated anyway.
Fucking hell, just needs blue neon underbodies now.
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Wasn’t me.
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Handily, the car came with a transferable warranty with a max £5k claim per repair…
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You started a thread about this a while back dude. Fucking senile.
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Fuck. Does it rise when you start it?
Fnarr!
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Unfortunately not. Button on console doesn’t work either. Only the driver’s side though - the near side is still pumped up as normal.
Ugh, presumably not driveable then? 
No, just waiting for the Direct Line recovery truck…
Porsches on recovery trucks is becoming a thing.
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Oh dear, still it’ll get you some admiring glances from the baseball cap on backwards brigade.
Strange you should say that…just after it happened, i was in the queue for the Redbridge roundabout and a geezer in a customised van came past in the other lane - he wound down his nearside window, gave me a thumbs-up and shouted “nice”. 
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Was he admiring your cleavage?
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This is not a recent phenomena (wifey works in recovery).
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mine has an intermittent airbag warning light problem. Dealer assures me it is a loose connection, and that it wont go off in my face…and that it should still work in the event of an accident!
Oh boy… 
Mines having a new starter motor and alternator cable on Thursday. It is driveable.