Pork scratchings

Our speed limit is 20 mph in Richmond. Yeh, so lots of speed bumps.

Life being too short and having the square root of feck all will power (when it comes to cars anyway)
2017 991.2 C4 PDK.
Bucket full of options, Sport Chrono, Crack cocaine addiction Sport exhaust. 10mm lowered, Carmine Red option. Completely pointless as its never on Bose stereo. 20 inch wheels etc

Sport Plus is insanely quick.
Handled good when I got it, but just had full geo at Center Gravity.
For the price of one tyre its a completely diffrent car.

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Proper job.

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You had me right up until…

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Might have it disabled or just take off the on switch.

Or flat out with the top down to drown it out. :grinning:

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I didn’t know you were a hair dresser now mate? :wink:

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Three years man & boy.
Never looked back :slightly_smiling_face:

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Tron pork?

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God, that’s even more hideous than most modern “911” 's

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If those light up blue at night I’m going to do a sex wee

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:rofl: :joy:

Porsche are rubbish, get an Hyundai… :stuck_out_tongue:

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Hard to disagree based on my experience. I’ve been recovered 3 times now, once in Germany :sob:

All for stupid things and ancillaries, though. :face_with_diagonal_mouth:

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Thing is, it’s cars out of warranty between 2-10 years old. With the cost of repair a factor. Of course a Porsche is expensive to fix.

Mate who’s Evoque constantly breaks down is thinking of getting rid and fancies a Macan.